Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Amusing story..
Reading Clumsy Ninja's blog reminded me of this story, which I shall share with you all.
Well, let me tell you a story. ;)
When my husband and I had been going out for about 2 years my family moved to FL. I went for a bit, then moved in with his family. He slept on the couch and I slept in his room.
Fast Forward a few months, around Christmas, and my older sister that lives (and sleeps) with her boyfriend comes over with a pregnancy test worried she is pregnant. She doesn't want to take the test around her boyfriend for obvious reasons, so she takes it at my future-in-laws house. (It was negative, BTW.) She then LEAVES THE WRAPPER on the bathroom counter. Not a big deal except MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW FOUND IT! And then proceeded to ask my now-husband if we needed to tell her something! :die:
My man has no idea what that is doing there and proceeds to flip out on me and I have to explain the situation to him and he explains it to his mom. She then tells him if we're having sex before marriage to at least be safe and use a condom or birth control. WTF. :die again:
Fast Forward again to later that night when we are in his room with the door closed (something that has only happened once of twice, for honest reasons) wrapping presents. We have stuff all over the bed, nothing wrapped, pretty much a mess and his mom knocks on the door. We have to hurry and hide stuff and by the time he opens the door we both look disheveled and out of breath. Yeah. I think that is when his mom stopped believing we didn't have sex before we were married.
Good times. Good times.
Well, let me tell you a story. ;)
When my husband and I had been going out for about 2 years my family moved to FL. I went for a bit, then moved in with his family. He slept on the couch and I slept in his room.
Fast Forward a few months, around Christmas, and my older sister that lives (and sleeps) with her boyfriend comes over with a pregnancy test worried she is pregnant. She doesn't want to take the test around her boyfriend for obvious reasons, so she takes it at my future-in-laws house. (It was negative, BTW.) She then LEAVES THE WRAPPER on the bathroom counter. Not a big deal except MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW FOUND IT! And then proceeded to ask my now-husband if we needed to tell her something! :die:
My man has no idea what that is doing there and proceeds to flip out on me and I have to explain the situation to him and he explains it to his mom. She then tells him if we're having sex before marriage to at least be safe and use a condom or birth control. WTF. :die again:
Fast Forward again to later that night when we are in his room with the door closed (something that has only happened once of twice, for honest reasons) wrapping presents. We have stuff all over the bed, nothing wrapped, pretty much a mess and his mom knocks on the door. We have to hurry and hide stuff and by the time he opens the door we both look disheveled and out of breath. Yeah. I think that is when his mom stopped believing we didn't have sex before we were married.
Good times. Good times.
// posted by Lacey @ 1:46 PM 
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